bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

moami:

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

misbeliefs:

if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends

tartts:

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

etudesthetics:

concept: you’re in a small cafe beneath a bookstore. they have blankets on request and a wonderful sofa next to the fireplace, which is accompanied by a hazy golden light breaking through the windows. the gentle chatter of a few other people in the cafe provides a soothing white noise. the radio softly plays a few songs that you know, followed by others you’ve never heard but still like. it’s a perfect afternoon.