aceluz:

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

Friend: Yeah, I’m not really a book person.
Me with blood shot eyes from crying and lack of sleep, empty wallet from buying books and paying overdue library book fees, aching body from constantly being in an uncomfortable reading position, emotionally drained from reading that heartbreaking scene, overwhelmed from the mountain of books on my TBR: You poor unfortunate soul.

mischief7manager:

person: hey mischief how do you keep your fandom experience positive

me, barricaded behind a layer of mutuals who post stuff i like, buried under a horde of blacklisted tags and blocked blogs, looking at my laptop through a solar eclipse viewer and wearing giant fluffy earmuffs, one of which i gingerly lift away from my head: what?