[listens to song] nice

[listens to song while thinking about fictional characters] N I C E

Shit Slytherins Say: #122

I either give too many fucks or no fucks at all.

It’s like I cannot find a middle ground for moderate fuck distribution.

I don’t get nearly enough credit in life for the things I manage not to say.

Meg Rosoff (via thequotejournals)

Gendry: I’m a bastard…I’ve met your father…you’re shorter than he is.
Jon: I Would Die For You.

sketchinthoughts:

i think about this zebra on a daily basis

apaethy:

the world vs. america

moonstoneandjasmine:

satanstrousers:

You know how in action movies the main guy is always like “Yeah I’ve got a contact here in Uzbekistan that owes me a favor” for no discernible reason but it occurred to me that like that’s basically what internet friends are like if I was in that situation I’d be like “Yeah don’t worry leave it to me. I’ve got a mutual in the Netherlands whose selfie I reblogged one time.”

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson 😂😂😂

moonstoneandjasmine:

alliance-dogtags:

DON’T BECOME FRIENDS WITH FANFICTION AUTHORS THEY WILL RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT AS A CASUAL SNACK

@his-beloved-mrs-mikaelson 😂😂😂

karenhallion:

slayerofevil:

keybladebanditjing:

breelandwalker:

illischainsecho:

illalwaysbeyoungatheart:

gh3ttobla5ter:

cvmf:

Hades appreciation post.

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

He’s so sassy! I love it!

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

This is true! Everyone they were auditioning for the part were acting all large and scary and “I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWOOORRRLLLLD” and James Woods was like “fuck it” and walked into the room like “Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”

AND THEY LOVED IT.

James Woods has told Disney he will always reprise this role whenever it arises. He loves the character that much. It’s him in Kingdom Hearts. It’s him in House of Mouse. And he will never give up this role.

This character could not be more perfect.

moonstoneandjasmine:

😂😂😂 You are under the impression that I have control of this story but I sure as hell DON’T. Lol.