me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATORSEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBERHYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Why did I laugh so much
My friend who lives in a different time zone: I kinda feel like you should be in bed
Me: Let’s make one thing perfectly clear… I should definitely be in bed. But these fics aren’t going to read themselves, now are they?
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