Womens shampoos/conditioners: So soft and supple, lavender with a hint of daffodil and sandlewood. leaves you feeling silky smooth like you’re taking a mud bath floating on cloud.
Mens shampoos/conditioners: NEW MENS 78 IN 1 SHAMPOO CONDITIONER COMBO. SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, TOOTHPASTE, BODY WASH, HAIR GEL, FACE SCRUB, CAR WASH, DEGREASER, ENGINE OIL, AND WHEEL BEARING LUBE ALL IN ONE. SMELL LIKE OLD SPICE, ENGINE GREASE, 98 OCTANE FUEL AND SWEAT, ALL DAY. USE IT TO WAX YOUR CAR OR ADD IT TO MILK FOR A PROTEIN SHAKE. MANLY.
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“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”
IM DYIJG I LOST IT AT APPLE
A Jon Snow version of ‘Gaston’
requested and written by @goodqueenalys
me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*
my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this
persephone's corner 