😂😂😂 – persephone's corner

when someone’s done explaining to me why my favorite character isn’t actually the Best

zebcuson:

scribblerextraordinaire:

just-shower-thoughts:

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

The Scots were right all along

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

the Scots were right all along

thefreelancerdivision:

klausgoldsteins:

bitchycode:

I’m at that age where a 22 years old guy is looking kind of good, but so is his dad.

@persephonesdarkness

justbadpuns:

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

meraudurs:

when I die, I want jk rowling to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.

punkitus:

tardisesandtitans:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

dpdgrantaire:

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

It’s nice that modern technology allows compartmentalization to become so very literal.

YES

advanced level is when youre having a normal conversation in one app and a breakdown in another and both convos are with the same person

osanzo:

when everything on earth pisses you off

private messaging friends: lmaO so anryrywya im fuckgng crygn
private messaging someone for the first time: Hello, nice to finally talk to you! It’s wonderful that we have the chance to communicate through this messaging service – anyway, enough of me blathering on like a fool, how are you?

nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays:

jujunghe:

ectonerd:

do other countries have a holiday where they make a crap load of delicious food and that’s all that they eat for the next few days until they hate the food they made

in Italy we call it “sunday”