Interview With The Vampire (1994)
For a time we had been almost human, in the sensual whirl of what Paris had to offer.
I gleefully indulge in fun pasta shapes. No more penne for this bitch.
Ship, may I interest you in some ‘priest stranglers’? That’s what their name means.
Italy I have some questions.
Mostly, how did you get so good at naming food?
Too much Catholicism.
@sarashouldbestudying you’re right but did you have to say it.
Yes I did.
Love at first sight? Tired, boring.
Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy
I knew you for such a short time, and I’ve missed you forever.
me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*
me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?
You are a diamond in the rough.
Michael demonstrates Transmutation during his Seven Wonders test
“Deep down, you’re nothing more than a weak, frightened woman…”
bachelor 1: i would die for you
bachelor 2: i would kill for you
woman who is about to invent dueling: i have an idea
man reality tv is intense these days

