Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem:

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now

I want twilight to be rewritten with the vampire lore from the vampire diaries, and the vampire diaries with the one from twilight

(like can you imagine if the cullen and the volturi could just COMPEL humans and if klaus and elijah just GLITTERED in the sun. just. iconic)