Friend: Why does Venom always go down on women in fics? I mean, the symbiote’s an alien. Why would he be into that?
Me: Phenethylamine, the hormone which Venom needs to survive, is produced by the bacteria lactobacillus. Which is one of the main components of the vaginal microbiota.
Friend: You can’t be serious.
Me: So Venom going down makes a lot of sense.
Friend: Why are we friends.
Man of the moment on mancandykings: » Tom Felton
“I would miss months of school and then return with bright blond hair. Needless to say, there was bullying. I wasn’t beaten up daily, but there was name-calling and jealousy. You have to bear in mind that ‘Harry Potter’ wasn’t cool. I wasn’t part of the ‘Terminator’ franchise.”
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
But you’re not a child, Lorenzo. You’re a man now. You could help you father, if only he knew.
latin words for oak forests
aesculetum, a forest of winter or Italian oaks, and poet., in gen., an oak-forest
ilicetum,
a grove of holmoaks, forest of oaks
quercetum, an oak-wood, oak-forest
querquetulanus, -a, -um,
of or belonging to an oak-forest, named from an oakwood
persephone's corner 