What a relief. His ego is in check. [insp.]
“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
It expires when its empty
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”
Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!
The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that
At a moment of life & death, make a wish with a powerful desire – a soft-hearted Creator might grant you that wish.
persephone's corner 