bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

@ya writers: stop ruining my erotic novels throwing kids and sudden pregnancies in the last twenty pages just to make the characters feel “fulfilled”. they don’t need that. i don’t need that. i’m not here for that pal, i’m here for the dirty sex. please and thank you and have a nice day