WHY WOULD A VAMPIRE BE SO OBSESSED WITH MARRIAGE OH MY GOD

Like you lived through millennia, you can’t die, you’re immortal, you kill and drink blood to live and are basically at the top of the food chain and tHEN… YOU JUST… GO WITH THE MOST HUMAN CONVENTION EVER… AND PROPOSE. WHY.

(you mean to tell me that killing is all good and dandy but god forbid a vampire has a relationship without marriage involved?? UGH)