softdespair:

why you should read “the master and margarita” by mikhail bulgakov

• 1930s moscow in which satan messes around
• there’s a scene of a party in which various animals like zebras are running around in a villa and this scene is based on an actual event
• one of the characters is a big black talking cat that loves vodka and poker and sometimes turns into a human
• there is a ginger vampire-witch queen who is always naked and rides her broom around to mess up places
• her name is hella and i am sure she is bisexual
• critics aren’t even sure what this book is about and there are at least ten different interpretations
• “’you can’t eat tiger meat,’ said hella.”