Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium… it went OK.
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium… OMG.
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.
Gemini: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.
Libra: Looks like someone’s a HO.
Gemini: NaBrO.
Leo: I’m done with all of you!