Sometimes he freaks out because he can’t find it, only to realize it’s on his face.
He’s so used to wearing it that he doesn’t realize its still on when he bathes until a river of water is falling in front of his eyes.
He wakes up in the morning confused because what he can see from his periphery without obstruction what is this madness.
He goes to adjust it constantly only to realize he isn’t wearing it.
He has a case for it, but what’s the point of a bulky case when you have a perfectly good bedside table?
When in a pinch, he cleans it with his shirt.
God forbid it breaks because “sweet Jesus there goes my one constant, comforting necessity how will I ever live through the two days it takes to get another one”