insults i learned from wuthering heights

terpsikeraunos:

• he’s such a cobweb, a pinch would annihilate him
• cockatrice
• I’d rather be hugged by a snake
• by chance, you’ve managed tolerably
• pitiful changeling
• it is not poisoned, though I prepared it
• don’t degrade yourself into an abject reptile
• thou saucy witch